My story in 140 char or less? I was murdered by my wife. I can't move on. Now I haunt my family and friends. Here's my story.
Maria was my wife. And I still love her even though I'm fairly certain she's the one who murdered me.
It's really not that bad in the afterlife. But here's 10 things you can't do while you're dead.
I only got one day off a week. And Maria made sure those days were hell, just like any other day of the week.
Mrs. Caparzzo lives on the fifth floor of my building and is one hot MILF.